Like most writers I am
also an avid reader. The latest offerings by my favorite authors were always
top of my Christmas wants list and over the years I accumulated a vast number
of books. Then my wife gave me my first electronic reader and I was in paradise.
So many books available at such reasonable prices, I was spoiled for choice. I
couldn’t possibly read them all so how to decide which ones to download?
Naturally I went for
those in my favorite genres first but that did not help much so it was a matter
of looking at titles and then at the reviews each had gotten and choosing the
most popular.
That was a huge help. I
bought a lot of ebooks, read them all and enjoyed most of them long before I
put any of my own work out there. That was a while ago now and it taught me a
lesson. I was trying to sell my books and was desperate for reviews because feedback
from the reading public is not only the best way an author has of seeing what
he is doing right…or wrong, good reviews are also a way of attracting the
browsing reader.
The thing is reviews were
slow in coming. Books were being sold but few readers left feedback and this
made me realize how selfish I’d been. I’d downloaded all these books and
enjoyed reading them but I was very negligent when it came to leaving reviews.
I’ve changed that now. I figure if an author can spend months working on a book
that gives me pleasure then the least I can do is spend five minutes leaving a
review of his or her work. It helps the writer and may encourage them to
persevere and write more.
I’m sure you can all see
where this is leading now. It’s an unabashed request that those of you who have
been driven by curiosity to download and read one of my books leave me a short
review; By doing so you will earn my gratitude and will encourage me to get on
with “Innocent?” and the other projects that are buzzing around in my head.
Thank you and, just to
whet your appetite here is a little more fiction:
The Jade Princess
My Granddad told me
his father was a simple man. Not stupid by any means but sometimes he just did
not think ahead. He was also acquisitive. No, not inquisitive - acquisitive. In
other words he took things. Nothing big, nothing very valuable you understand,
just bits of cash or something that would fetch a few bob in the pawn shop.
Usually it was barely enough to buy him a pie and a jug of ale. Except once
that is. Just once he hit the big time, in fact he hit it so big it was massive
and it left us with our one and only family heirloom.
From what I
can gather Great-Granddad did not rely on his light fingers to earn his living,
he actually owned a horse and cart that he used to deliver and transport
things. He drove it himself and made enough out of it to keep a roof over the
heads of Great Grandma and six kids. Anyway, early in the last century by some
mischance he got a job transporting large items from various railway stations
to one of the big hotels in the west end. Now you can see the situation, a
petty thief with access to the service elevator and all the floors in a very
posh hotel? Great-Granddad just had to try his luck and open a few doors
occasionally.
I don’t
know whether he managed to steal anything on his previous visits to the place.
Perhaps his big hit was a one off but from what I have been told on that
particular day he was delivering luggage and helping to carry it up to what we
would now call the penthouse suite. Anyway, somehow he was left alone for a
while and as was his wont he tried a few door handles. One opened and he found
himself in the most luxurious room he had ever seen. Not being one to hang
about Great-Granddad naturally looked around for anything that looked as if it
might bring a few quid and which was small enough to hide under in his jacket.
He did not
have to look far, in a glass cabinet against the wall was a single item, a
small green statuette. He grabbed it and realised immediately that it was the
delicately carved figure of a girl. Even he was impressed by its intricacy and
not wishing to break it he grabbed a small carved box, emptied the cigarettes
it contained into his pocket and then put the figure inside before hiding the
box under his coat. Within five minutes he was out of the hotel, sitting on his
cart and going home.
At that
time Great-Granddad had seen the inside of more than one London police station and he had learned from
his mistakes. Instead of heading for the nearest pawnshop he stopped off on the
way home and hid the box and its contents somewhere. He knew that the police
would trace him and that they would check his known fences and he was right.
What he did not anticipate was the furore his little escapade created.
Usually if
he was suspected of something the local copper would call and take him down to
the station. This time they sent a covered police van with an inspector, a
sergeant and six burly policemen. Great-Granddad was bodily thrown into the
back of the van where a couple of coppers tried to persuade him to talk whilst
the rest tore his little terraced house apart. They emptied every drawer and
cupboard, ripped up floorboards, dug up the garden and even looked down the
privy. Great-Granddad was beaten until he looked like he had been trampled by
his horse and he could not think straight but he did not confess. One look at
what was happening had persuaded him that if they once pinned this on him he
would go away for a very long time indeed and, whilst he had already done
various short stints behind bars, the thought of years at hard labour terrified
him more than the beating did.
They kept
him for a week. During that time they beat him, cajoled him, promised him they
would not prosecute and in the end tried to bribe him. He was a stubborn old
cuss though, and he would not give them the satisfaction of admitting what he
had done so eventually they had to let him go. During his interrogations he had
picked up a little of what it was that he had started but it was not until he
got home that he realised the full extent of his crime.
It turned
out that the green figure was a thirteenth century Japanese carving known as
the Jade Princess. It belonged to the Emperor of Japan, was apparently
priceless and had been brought to England
by a Japanese Prince for exhibition in the British Museum .
It’s loss had caused a major diplomatic incident and had made headlines in
every newspaper across Europe . The figure was
unique though and was instantly recognisable so
the police were promising that the moment the thief tried to dispose of
it they would have him.
Now, as I
said at the start of this, Great-Granddad was a simple soul but he was not
stupid. Whether he retrieved the cigarette box and its precious contents and
then hid them again I don’t know but from that day on he denied all knowledge
of the theft no matter who asked him. He realised that he could not sell the
figure, his usual sources would not touch it and he had no way of contacting
those who might have been tempted to buy it so he hung on to it.
Some time before he passed on he must have fetched the box
from its hiding place because as he lay breathing his last he told his eldest
son, my Granddad, the story and showed him the figure. That is how it has been
ever since. The old carved box and the Jade Princess have been passed on from
father to eldest son. It is never put on show but we know where it is and we
can look at it whenever we want. I was given it by my Dad on the day that the
doctor told him that the thirty a day he had smoked since he was twelve years
old were finally going to kill him.
He lasted
just six months after that but it is a pity he did not hang on for a little
while longer. Just two weeks after he died one of the Sunday magazines
contained a story about the Jade Princess showing up in Japan nearly a hundred years after it was
supposedly stolen in London .
There were pictures with the article and the figure they showed was an exact
replica of the one Great-Granddad had taken. Or rather it was the other way
round. I had ours valued at Sotheby’s and they assured me that it was a late
nineteenth century copy worth around a thousand pounds.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Great-Granddad, his
son and grandson kept the secret for nothing. The Japanese Prince must have had
the replica made and then conveniently left a door unlocked. He had proved to
be a bigger thief than Great-Granddad was. I was tempted to sell the thing but
I did not. I still have the Jade Princess, like I said it is the only heirloom
our family has ever had and besides, I don’t need the money, not after selling
the fifteenth century Imperial trinket box that Great-Granddad had used to hide
his false Princess.
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